Tuesday, December 3, 2013

So as boring as my life may be, I tend to get excited over the small things... LIKE NEW SHOE INSERTS! I was lucky enough to get a voxbox from influenster filled to the brim with amazing goodies. Included in the slew of awesomeness was a pair of Dr. Scholl's Cozy Cushions. These are not your every day boring old inserts, they are lined with super plush fleece to keep your toes warm during this cold winter season. Good thing about these inserts, I can switch them between all my shoes :)

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Mornings... i despise thee

This morning has been far more exciting than my entire week combined... Woke up to my dog shitting rotting dog shit all over his crate, the smell alone made me vomit stomach acid in the kitchen sink. After cleaning up the rotting dog shit i take it out front to throw away in our garbage can, only to find said dog and his dumb friend (our other dog) running around the street. They got out, again.... So as i run around like a crazy woman in my front yard, bare footed and without a bra, i step in piles of mud and thorns because last night it poured buckets. After getting the dogs back into the yard i notice my indoor only cat had got out because i left the front door open, luckily he is smart and realized i was pissed and ran inside on his own, no chasing needed.

I will spare you photos... as i believe you can imagine the horror show that was my morning

On a side note, I received "fart putty" for christmas this year, and i can't stop playing with it *FFFAAAARRRRRRRTTTTT*

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Elmer's Glue

Any one else used to love to spread Elmer's glue all over their hand, let it dry, and peel it off?

Well i still do, it is fun! The feeling of it slowly separating from your skin, the slight cool breeze on your skin, and let's not forget the mind numbing smell! It's like the feeling you get when you peel a pore strip off of your face. Remember when Biore strips first came out? I was like 14 or 15 and they were giving them out at Lilith Fair.. they were also giving away condoms.. coincidence? I THINK NOT! Who want's to hump a girl with huge pores?!I digress....

What is this gunk on my dashboard?

I was driving today and noticed this black goo all over my dashboard. It looks like someone sneezed small amount of tar. So while driving I couldn't stop thinking about what it was, mud? skin cells? boogers? food? Then it just started to freak me out so I had to clean it off, lucky me being smart mom remembered the baby wipes. So I went to town at every stop i hit, I was a lean mean, cleaning and cruising machine. That is until I finished cleaning my dashboard.....

Fan ticks.. 162 BPM

Maybe it's the nerdy band geek in me who still longs for the smell of a grassy football field and 20 year old wool jackets... I am a musician at heart and always will be. Lately our fan has been making this ticking noise and it has been driving me up the wall. I started tapping the beat...doign different beat variations... tapping out old McDonald.... Anyhoo, I bust out my metronome to figure out how fast the tapping was going, I figured 130 and was WRONG! HA! I got a good chuckle out of that one.