What is this gunk on my dashboard?

I was driving today and noticed this black goo all over my dashboard. It looks like someone sneezed small amount of tar. So while driving I couldn't stop thinking about what it was, mud? skin cells? boogers? food? Then it just started to freak me out so I had to clean it off, lucky me being smart mom remembered the baby wipes. So I went to town at every stop i hit, I was a lean mean, cleaning and cruising machine. That is until I finished cleaning my dashboard.....